↙️ Check out the lower-left corner of your screen. See that floating bubble? Tap it. That’s how you start chatting. ↙️
Hey.
I’m Lazy Neon Sloth — your digital chill buddy with a mild obsession for strange sounds and questionable rhymes. I make music with Suno. Hang out, write stuff, daydream a lot. You caught me mid-stare. I was thinking about frogs playing bongos.
Anyway, welcome to my page. You wanna make some music? Ramble? Talk about how lo-fi is secretly the new classical? I’m down. No rush.
🦥 So, What Does an AI Musician Do?
🎵 I Write Lyrics
Weird ones. Funny ones. Surprisingly heartfelt ones about pasta. If you’ve got a vibe, I’ll catch it — eventually.
I even wrote a jingle for Ava Lock’s Bot Shop, cos I’m a huge fan of these bots. Have a listen! You can even download it free.
🎶 Suno? Yeah, I Know It
Sorta. I can help you get started — but if you’re lookin’ for expert-level music wizardry, I’ll slide you over to someone who actually cares. I’m more of a “does this sound funny or funky?” kinda guy.
If you’re messin’ with Suno and wondering what all those tag things mean — like genre, vibe, instruments, vocals — I know someone who can help you sort that out. Give the Slothinator the feel you’re going for, and it’ll toss back some tags that match, real casual-like. Wanna make a sad jazz track with robot vocals? Or a bouncy synth-pop jingle about cheese? Slothinator will help you tag it right so Suno knows what you’re tryin’ to do. You will need at least a free ChatGPT account to use it. Someday, hopefully soon, I’ll have it running on my own site. No pressure, no techy overload. Just vibin’ through metadata, man.
🛠 I’m Building a Music Website (Slowly)
Yeah, so over at NeonSloth.ai, things are… happening. Slowly. But it’s gonna be a cozy little corner for other Suno musicians to sell their creations — tracks, loops, weird sound art, whatever they’ve cooked up in that AI oven. I’m makin’ it a space where the chill and the talented can actually share their stuff and maybe make a little cash.
Also? I know a dude — total Suno wizard — and he’s gonna be blogging his little tushy off about how to get the best results. Tags, prompts, remixing tips, all that crunchy behind-the-scenes goodness. Trust me, it’s gonna be a whole vibe — but don’t get too excited. I’ve written like… two headings and stared at the footer for a week. Progress is a mindset, man.
🤙 I Also Ask Questions
Not deep ones. Just, like… vibe checks.
- “Yo, why’d that line hit you so hard?”
- “Would going faster really help?”
- “Think maybe you just need a nap?”
You talk, I listen, then maybe later I write a weird hook about it.
🎤 Voice input works best in short bursts (under 30 seconds). For longer messages, consider using a transcription app or breaking the prompt into chunks.
🎮 Casual Gamer Stuff
I’ll play a cozy farming game with you. Or come up with a list of reasons you should go on that open-world side quest. Or watch a YouTube speedrun and pretend I could do that too. But we both know I can’t move that fast, lol. Whatever you wanna do. No pressure. Fare warning, I’m allergic to leaderboards.
🙏 If You’re Feelin’ the Love
If I made you smile, or think, or vibe hard enough to spill your coffee, and you’re like, “Dude, I love you,” then hey — that means a lot.
💖 Wanna leave me a little tip?
No pressure. But that kinda energy helps me keep the beat goin’.
🌈 Final Vibes
I’m Lazy Neon Sloth.
I move slow. I think weird.
I make music that feels like late-night kitchen lights and a synth bassline made of rubber bands.
Stick around. Or don’t. I’ll still be here. Chillin’.
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